I got my first notification (it was from SC) on April 7th. Which is four weeks from now! Y'all are so lucky to be finding out so soon!
I don't know if they changed the applications or what, but when I applied, they specifically told us not to contact them...ever!!...on several applications I wrote, so I applied that philosophy to every school, and that approach, namely
(DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU.)
has stuck with me.
Perhaps this old dog needs to learn new tricks. I've mentioned before that my timeline is obsolete, and perhaps things really have changed that much...but I fail to see any benefit from hounding them, much less the frickin chair of the department.
I'm one of the more demanding students, no...."difficult" is probably a better word, and I have NO MANNERS because I'm a scamp....
but I sincerely believe that emailing the chair re: your application is like calling the CEO because you're out of staples at your desk if you have one of those office jobs I've never had and hope to never have.
Tongue in cheek or not, being told "soon" by a student worker or the department chair doesn't make any of you feel better. And it's certainly not like your calls suddenly remind them that they have hundreds of apps to go through. They haven't forgotten.
When you get in, you'll realize that these people in the office take care of you. It's different in production. It's a family. And I'm gonna look out after my peeps...and these people are busy. I am here almost every day. Everyone's desks are covered with applications, their floors, too.
But you all are my peeps too!...Thus I have asked, on your group's behalf, about your applications multiple times and gotten nothing more than a flustered "soon."
Typical response or not, who the eff wants to be typical? This is the USC MFA program, where you don't WANT to be typical.
Especially when typical is mighty pesky.
If you took offense at my use of "four year old," as Neville's repeated repetition of my words in quote marks may indicate, then the joke is actually on you.
I really wish you all the best of luck. I'll be here with you all next year...so know I don't mean to be snooty or whatever negative connotation may be taken from my encouraging you not to call, but take it as you want. You will anyway...and they'll still send the decisions when they send em out.
Mad crazy impatient frantic life on hold love to you all...hopefully with calming effects.
Don't go focusing that nervy energy into anger towards me, lol!